Randomly on the way home today Cooper was telling me something about Anna checking her boyfriend Chris's blood sugar, and he said, "When I grow up I do not want to get shot-ted like that. No way. And I am not going to the hospital to get shot-ted or anything else either. I don't want to go to the hospital at all. And I am not driving Ella to the hospital when she has a baby. She can just drive herself."
/Me: Okay, first of all, no. We have had this conversation multiple times, and you will not be married to Ella when you grow up. Remember how Uncle Will and I are brother and sister like you and Ella? But I married Daddy, and he married Caroline. You can marry whoever you want.
Cooper: I can marry whoever I WANT? I don't have to marry Ella? Well thank goodness. And whoever I marry will still have to drive themself to the hospital when they have a baby because I do not want to get shot-ted in the hospital. I'll explain it to her before so she knows.
Me: Coop, of course you can marry whoever you want, and you have to have to drive your wife to the hospital when she's having a baby. It's only fair since she's the one who's going to have to have the baby. And you don't get a shot just because you walk in the hospital.
Coop: Mom (with eye roll) - you know I am not afraid of a getting a shot. I don't want to get SHOT-TED. That is when you bleed. That did not look fun. And can you give me directions on how to get to the hospital when I am grown up? Because I don't know how to get there on my own. You know, after you teach me how to drive and stuff?
At this point I just said, "Okay, sure." because I was pretty sure I couldn't handle any more conversation about him driving, getting married, or having a baby just yet. :P
this is absolutely hilarious
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